That's the sting of agonizing pwnage.

Guess what? I'm back. That's not saying much of course. But here I am. -waves hands-

I. AM. A. ROLEPLAYER.

I am not really Gerard Way, I am just a fan.
Gerard Way is not actually in love with Frank or his brother, or ANYONE BUT HIS AMAZING WIFE. 
Most of the stuff you'll read here is PHONY BALONEY!

And now we all understand each other....

REPORT ME AND DIE! -brandishes banana-

...that came out wrong.